Possume

Beyond awesome

#1 Dude, Simon just pulled a rabbit out of his ass!
#2 What!? That's awesome!
#1 No, it's possume!

Possume by Ledeman May 20, 2011

possume

(v.) A portmanteau of "postulate" and "assume." Derived from a misinterpretation of "possumming," to act like a possum.

I possume that people would understand the meaning of the word through the context of the sentence.

possume by Raaaa July 25, 2012

Possume

something post-requiem
that 
assumes
a role
in society.

Wait, what? What do you mean possume?

Possume by ThaoNeguY July 6, 2011

gutted possume

another word for vigina

she had a nice gutted possume.

ew thats one smelly gutted possum.

gutted possume by pussdawg April 13, 2010

Snow Possum 

Originated from the Basketball American community as an attempt to insult the European Americans.

We wuz kangz: Snow possum fuk outta here (real tawk)
European American: ooga booga

Snow Possum by GibsDat February 9, 2022

Possum's Tangle 

A sticky, problematic situation where the outcome is unknown and could lead to unforeseen consequences. A slang definition of a dilemma.

"I was trying to drive down the interstate but the traffic was terrible, then I heard there was a possum's tangle a few miles out."

"Everything was going alright that night at the party, but then when the cops showed up, we were in a real possum's tangle."

"Sorry I'm late, but I got myself into a real possum's tangle on the way here"

Possum's Tangle by dumpsterdiver8 November 19, 2010

patter possum 

This is martial arts technique developed by Ryan Joseph Patterson and the Patterson brothers . Where an individual being beat mercilessly falls to the ground and lays in the fetal position and pretends to be dead in hopes that the beating will subside.

Bro you beat the fuck out of that dude! Is he dead ?? Nah, it’s a Patter Possum he’s fucked up though.

patter possum by Sacdeez55 October 5, 2018