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poobooking 

Poobooking is the act of checking Facebook while you are sitting on the toilet taking a poo.
"What's taking you so long in the bathroom? Are you poobooking again?"
poobooking by KcirtapS March 8, 2015
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To acquire an erection after Sexual intercourse from the thoughts of having Sexual intercourse
Dude our sex was so great I got a postboner
Postboner by BlazingWyvren July 27, 2013
The red marks on your leg/legs you get from resting your elbow/elbows on them. Most noticeable after taking a dump.
Awe man! I spent so much time in the bathroom I got a PooBoo on each leg.
PooBoo by Thor Nedles November 5, 2016
A type of hairstyle where the hair is middle parted and slicked back. It can look extremely stupid if you ain't got class.
Come on dude, you can't pull that poshboy off.
Poshboy by Hellyaimaspaz April 27, 2017
to have sex with an individual or group after the time originally planned.
Their encounter was getting hotter, but "Lost" was on, so Jim was forced to postbone his girlfriend until after the show.
postbone by outrageous-fun April 15, 2009

postbonoculus 

A retard or a really spasticated person
Billy : You see that neek over there?
George : Yeah he looks like a postbonoculus
postbonoculus by Scemzy March 28, 2019