Posobiec

Someone suffering with a severe micro penis.

Damn Jack! Ain't never seen a dick that small. You are one grade A Posobiec.

by Super Johnson August 11, 2024

Posobiec

Another way of saying "so be it" in reference to consequences faced by Jan 6 insurrectionists.

a phrase coined for one of the key figures and organizers of events surrounding that day. Jack Posobiec

"Did you hear the neighbor got their Posobiec today? 5 years in prison, each"

by youcanbytemyascii January 27, 2022

Jack Posobiec

A terminal medical condition which causes the penis to enter and fuse with the rectum. This blocks the colon, forcing the patient to regurgitate a noxious mixture of feces and urine. Eventually the patient asphyxiates on their own excrement.

Person1: OMG is that guy choking?!

Person2: Don't worry they just have Jack Posobiec, it will be over soon.

by aefirstorm August 11, 2024

Posobiec

When you are completely constipated to where it starts causing abdominal pain because you're so full of waste, you take posobiec so you are able to see the excrement you contain within yourself

This political ad is so full of crap that I need to take a posobiec.

by alissa914 August 11, 2024

Posobiec

To fellate a politician public in hopes they will institute an ethnostate to promote your weak genes

Jack posobiecked so many politicians because he's a Nazi.

by Lenin Cat August 11, 2024

Posobiec

A cheap, buy it by the gallon lubricant, preferred by folk to grease up couch cushions before violating the sanctity of said cushions. Made in russia…

Dude, this one time at band camp, I f’d a sofa! Whoa, did you raw dog it with Posobiec or use a latex glove?

by StevenTNAFO August 11, 2024

Posobiec

When you're on your back with your legs bent over your head trying to jack off into your own mouth and you lose your focus and you end up ejaculating into your eye instead.

My wife left me after she walked in right after I'd Posobieced myself

by Rontaldo Shunt August 10, 2024