Posniak 

A popular kid who is nice but everyone disses him/her. He/she talkes the joke and says that he/she can do a better joke. Cap.

That guy is a total posniak

Posniak by Arrowhead_shitter January 26, 2022

posnaki 

1. A list/collection of things that are not related to each other.

"I'm going to the beach, then I'm going to watch a movie, and then go to my friends place, and then dance on my first-cousin's grave."

"That's an odd posnaki of things to do."

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"What are you doing later?"
"Oh, just posnaki."

posnaki by Scarbo December 23, 2009

Cooking like Pozniak

When a male has finished the job, pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, but before he’s done, he pulls out some chest hair and garnishes his leftovers in a salt bae manner.

I walked in on my flat mate last night, he was with a bird. He must have been conkers deep with her as he was “Cooking like Pozniak” when I caught them.

Cooking like Pozniak by VinceVegas January 24, 2020

Cooking like Pozniak

Pulling out and ejaculating on a woman’s Breasts, then spreading your sauce around with your penis before pulling out your chest hair and garnishing your creation in a salt bae fashion

That bird I met off tinder, she’s a bit of a goer, I was was cooking like Pozniak after a first date.

Cooking like Pozniak by VinceVegas May 12, 2021