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Positoovity 

What's this? You giving up so soon? You gotta have a little gumption. Yeah!

A can-do kinda attitude. Take it from a gull who knows
Now look at me
You see this face
In terms of beauty I'm a basket case
And as for style and savoir faire
Well I guess there ain’t

A whole lot there
Yup, although perhaps
It makes no sense
I strut my stuff

With lots of confidence
Cause though I lack
And awful lot
There is one thing I got!
I got positoovity!
I got positoovity!
It gives me the zam
And the zow
And the yaddle laddle laddle
That’s why I walk
With a wiggle in my waddle
Cause once you’ve heard that word
There aint nothing you can do
So let that positoovity
Work for you
Course there is in the dictionary right between popsuckle and prehysterical.

Believe you me I seen it work miracles!
Now he's a shmoe
And he's a shlep
And this one doesn’t
got the sharpest rep
In fact all three
without a doubt
missed the day that brains
were handed out
We got positricity!
We got poositivity!
Just try it out, come on!
And the yippee-dip-doodle
That’s why we sounds
Like there's knowledge

In our noodle
And once you learned that word
There ain’t nothing you can do
I got positoovity!
Positoovity by Coolguy = Chris February 9, 2018
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Positricity 

The energy that is caused by the flow of positrons. Like electricity but with positrons instead of electrons. Positrons have a positive charge instead of a negative charge which causes them to flow in the opposite direction to electrons. As such, positricity has the opposite flow and charge as electricity while still sharing most of the same properties.
If equal positricity and electricity collide, both will be annihilated.
Positricity by Shugunou January 30, 2023
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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