Poseidons Kiss

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When you do a shit and the plop sends a small dollop of cold water up that kisses your anus.

Friend: You ok in there? I heard a little yelp.

Me: Yeah, just a little Poseidons Kiss

Poseidons Kiss by dunkinnuts April 2, 2019

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Poseidons kiss

The act of taking a heavy shit and upon the load hitting the water it splashes up on to your arse

Christ that Poseidons kiss was cold after my morning shite

Poseidons kiss by Zack_0700 June 21, 2018

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poseidons kiss

Dropping a log on the toilet and the water splashes back up onto you

Uh oh, I just got a Poseidons kiss

poseidons kiss by Lifnfnfnfnfnsjahahhaga October 13, 2023

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Poseidon's Kiss

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping into the water.

Upon defecating, Alex felt the cool wrath of Poseidon's Kiss as it grazed his buttocks.

Poseidon's Kiss by billypilgrim3000 October 17, 2012

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Poseidon's kiss

When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.

I jizzed when I took a shit and got a Poseidon's kiss.

Poseidon's kiss by Dickbutt July 13, 2012

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posiedons kiss

When you're taking a dump and the toilet water splashes up and gently kisses your booty hole

I sat on the toilet earlier and as soon as that turd dropped I felt posiedons kiss to ensure me that my gift to the sea was recieved

posiedons kiss by Josh Sparkles March 7, 2017

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Poseidon's kiss

When you drop that dark brown nut loaf and the toilet water splashes up, Cooling off that burning ring of yours.

That Poseidon's kiss really soothed the ache from last nights curry.

Poseidon's kiss by Primal Blue. January 8, 2016

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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