Poseidon’s Dick

When you are pooping and it’s so long that when you pinch it off it slides down the back side of your ball sack.

Jesus dude I took such a big shit I got touched by Poseidon’s Dick!

by Gnaja April 1, 2025

Poseidon's Dick

When you hit a bong and the water comes out with the smoke and deepthroats you.

"Wow bro! I just got a taste of Poseidon's Dick!" said mickey with a dripping bong in his hands.",

"Nice dude, poseidon visit's me daily!" Dale returned.

by dyke, dwyke July 26, 2022

Poseidon's dickslap

Giving a dickslap with a sweaty dick covered with semen.

John gave Bernadette a Poseidon's dickslap after having sexual intercourse.

by Poseidon 5000 October 24, 2018