Portuguenis

The penis of a Portuguese man.

A girl gets quite friendly with a Portuguese guy on a night out and heads back to his place with him. The next day, her friends ask her "How was that Portuguenis?"

Portuguenis by aaaaqq January 22, 2009

portuguise breakfast 

a sexual act wher the man craks eggs into a womans vagina and has sex with her thus scammbeling them. when the man ejaculates in her pour them into a pan and cook them. serve to some unlucky soul and enjoy. ;)

my wife and i severd our neighbor a portuguise breakfast after his dog pooped on our lawn.

portuguise breakfast by Jeff Young June 2, 2007

Português 

Portuguese but spoke in actual portuguese

Man i love speaking português

Português is so cool

Português by Tacos are mexican April 30, 2021

portugues crockpot

A Portugues crockpot is very similar to the Dutch Oven. However, after pulling the blanket or bed clothing over your partners head, instead of farting you take a shit.

He gave here a Portugues crockpot I stead of the Dutch oven.

portugues crockpot by TattooedMachine May 15, 2015

portuguelian

A derogatory term towards those who speak Portuguese and/or are Brazilian.

"Hey man did you see that portuguelian win another soccer game on tv?"

"Yes dude ugh"

portuguelian by letsallloveme March 19, 2026