Portuguenis

The penis of a Portuguese man.

A girl gets quite friendly with a Portuguese guy on a night out and heads back to his place with him. The next day, her friends ask her "How was that Portuguenis?"

Portuguenis by aaaaqq January 22, 2009

portuguise breakfast 

a sexual act wher the man craks eggs into a womans vagina and has sex with her thus scammbeling them. when the man ejaculates in her pour them into a pan and cook them. serve to some unlucky soul and enjoy. ;)

my wife and i severd our neighbor a portuguise breakfast after his dog pooped on our lawn.

portuguise breakfast by Jeff Young June 2, 2007

Português 

Portuguese but spoke in actual portuguese

Man i love speaking português

Português is so cool

Português by Tacos are mexican April 30, 2021

portugues crockpot

A Portugues crockpot is very similar to the Dutch Oven. However, after pulling the blanket or bed clothing over your partners head, instead of farting you take a shit.

He gave here a Portugues crockpot I stead of the Dutch oven.

portugues crockpot by TattooedMachine May 15, 2015

portuguelian

A derogatory term towards those who speak Portuguese and/or are Brazilian.

"Hey man did you see that portuguelian win another soccer game on tv?"

"Yes dude ugh"

portuguelian by letsallloveme March 19, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020