Portlander

a Demonym for someone who lives in Portland.

See all his tattoos? He is definitely a Portlander.

by Clementine Eternal December 29, 2014

Portland Snorkel

Giving a snorkel(sucking ones balls while jerking the cock so it looks like a snorkel)in the shower.

I was taking a shower last night and your girlfriend snuck in to give me a Portland Snorkel and I nutted all over your shampoo bottle, sorry.

by Snorks March 24, 2007

Portland Oregon

The shit hole of the north-western United States.

The sidewalks have the highest piss concentration for a city of its size in the entire world.

Portland Oregon has a ton of activities for the homeless like throwing needles into the river and pissing in public trashcans

by PDXoriginal March 6, 2019

Portland Freeze

A social phenomenon that occurs in the Portland Oregon area. It explains the difficulty of making new friends in the city of Portland, OR, especially being a transplant from outside of the city or state. New residents tend to describe Portlanders as generally polite but not warm and friendly. Very similar to the Seattle Freeze but possibly more perplexing because of the significant number of non-Oregonian/transplants in recent years.

Transplant: Hey, let's meet up sometime!
Portlander: *awkward silence for a few seconds*... Yeah. But I don't think I can, sorry.

Transplant: Hey, you heard of the Portland Freeze?
Portlander: Not really. Most people are transplants anyway. Maybe you're just not social.

by jollytravels January 14, 2019

Portland Passback

It's where you freeze your poo, and put it up your mate's bum. Then he poos it back in to your hand.

Hey mate, we're bro's, right? Lets do a Portland Passback!

by SelfishSi June 10, 2018

Polander

The kind of haircut young Polish men have. Not quite a skinhead, not quite a crew cut. A Polander.

"What will it be, sir?"
"A Polander, please"

by LimmyDotCom April 1, 2009

Portland Straightjacket

During sex from behind, the male grabs the girl's wrists with his opposite hands and pulls them back tightly across her chest. Vigorous sex ensues with the guy using the arms as leverage.

Cameron finished the deed in style by putting her in a Portland Straightjacket

by The Veteran of Vegas August 6, 2011