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portelli-wagel breakup 

A situation wherein a breakup occurs, usually multiple times, but each breakup lasts fewer than 20 hours.
Those two are back together already? That was quicker than a portelli-wagel breakup!

Alex Portelli

A very deranged young boy who is very strange from time to time. Hobbies include Nordic skiing, mountain biking, tech decking, and groping thighs.
"That dude is such an Alex Portelli, in other words, a crazy mother fucker!"
Alex Portelli by 09876543q March 21, 2023

porcelli 

The act of not answering when someone responds to your text.
I texted Chris after he asked if I wanted to hang out, he didn't answer for another 2 hours. He totally pulled a Porcelli.

Thats such a classic Porcelli.
porcelli by niceguyeddie222 December 30, 2013

Perrelli 

Relating to nomadic partying, shinannigans, escipades, adventures.
I miss my bed- I've been on a Perrelli for three weeks straight- no sleep!
Perrelli by mike christopher January 14, 2008

Ethan Portelli 

Ethan Portelli cant stay out of ones personal space bubble
Ethan Portelli by anonymous 7348823 February 21, 2021

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026