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porn machine 

A computer with internet access, thus porn
Yo dude, i just bought a new G5 porn machine!

Porn Machine 

Yes, sir. I'll bring up the report in just a moment on my porn machine.
Porn Machine by LilithXIII May 20, 2011

porn machine 

the latest invasive full-body scan X-ray technology utilized by the TSA at American airports
My buddy who's a TSA agent at LAX downloaded a ton of great pics from a couple of their porn machines!
porn machine by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

PORNO SLOT MACHINES 

drunk customers, "huh" look if it's SIN CITY , "put your money where the SLOGAN IS"...ALCOHOL YEAH!!!!

HERMAN W0UK , WYNNDS 0F WAR
Hey this is PARADISE as let's EAT AND since we are DRUNK we can STIFF OUR SERVERS BUTT wait TED look what they just installed PORNO SLOT MACHINES and it says you can't ever lose as you get this illustrated "SEX DICTIONARY and the rules of THE GAME as they said " and no worries the GRATUITY is automatically BUILT IN as well as a "REAL DATE FINDER" from G00GLE ALPHABET TECHNOLOGY now that IS PARADISE!!!!! and a great application of that GIGANTIC TENSOR PROCESSING PLANTS in HENDERSON, NEVADA.

GAD ZOUKS, look SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI went to the WYNN the 33 JAMES THE BELL BOY BOSS MURREN KIRKORIAN IN ANAL ALAN came back on the SDX as I think he pointed out his PICTURE to people on the SDX at the time as not too crowded and the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPJILE PEDOPHILE AS ALAN I WALDMAN as he is getting another phone today as "be prepared to be shocked" as notice his name is appearing as "YOU will find out WHY" as I questioned about the BIG FIVE to SUNDER on that day , of OCTOBER 1, 2015 as do you like FACEBOOK, MICROSOFT, GOOGLE, APPLE, AMAZON ....does SUNDER remember his answers to these questions? , I remember he was soso about GOOGLE, reason as name was kidnapped by the GENERAL PUBLIC " as just GOOGLE "PEDOPHILIA" and "METSEETSUGERESUCERCHUPAR SHELKHATUTAPOS NEAREEMYALDAHPUERPUELLAGARCONFILLENINONINA it at the PORN FARM.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026