Porno No-No

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Someone who’s just too ugly and unappealing even for cheap, skanky, depressing porn.

Brian thought he’d make a great porn star but his greasy hair, two inch dick, hairy back, acne scared face, Oompa Loompa orange tan, flat ass, three minute staying power, and his problem with anal leakage made him a real Porno No-No.

Porno No-No by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

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Porno No-No

Someone who’s just too ugly and unappealing even for cheap, skanky, depressing porn.

Bobbi thought she’d make a great porn star but her greasy hair, two inch dick, hairy back, acne scared face, Oompa Loompa orange tan, flat ass, three minute staying power, and her problem with anal leakage made her a real Porno No-No.

Porno No-No by anti-christ superstar December 14, 2008

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Porno No-No • No Porn November • no porn • No Porn January • poorno • Pono • porno • Porno name • Porno tash • porno creep

No Porn November

A Challenge Where A man must not ejaculate while watching Pornographic Content and should try it's best to not see porn at all but is still allowed to ejaculate normally for the whole month of November.

Dum Dude: Yo, you doin' No Nut November?
Smart Guy: Nah, that's hella unhealthy both mentally and physically. I'm doing No Porn November, wich is actually mentally healthy for you.

No Porn November by 0SM1 December 3, 2020

no porn

What the word "porno" sounds like if it's said repeatedly in quick succession.

The students started chanting "porno" to me, their IT teacher, whenever I entered the room ever since they caught me watching porn in class. When the principal visited one time, I used my quick wit to start chanting "no porn" back at them in order to make it sound like some strange rigorous vocal and preventative reciting exercise.... it didn't work.

no porn by SpecialCookies December 10, 2011

No Porn January

Where you can't watch nor do actions of porn for the whole months of January

"Hey, Jerry I didn't do anything sexual all of January nor did I watch porn"

"Why, Larry tell me?"
"Because of No Porn January, it's a good healthy challenge that you should try sometime"

No Porn January by AnRed McParlin September 8, 2021

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026