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pornhead 

Noun - A term usually applied to one who looks at an excessive amount of internet porn.

George, stop looking at porn you fucking pornhead!
pornhead by Mutari January 2, 2007
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Pornhead Poop Dog Butt Face 

A friend that you are mad at for 3-5 seconds
Dude don't be a Pornhead Poop Dog Butt Face

porkheads 

a porkhead is a derogatory word used to diss members of the bloods gang.
Porkheads never get it craccin cuz.
porkheads by slang game September 24, 2007

Porthead 

Someone who smokes alot of Newport cigarettes.
Jon: I'm gonna light up a another port.

Bobby: Damn dude, your a porthead!
Porthead by P0rthead69 October 22, 2009

porkhead 

A "poor kid"...
Basically, if you say that really fast, it sounds like porkhead.
Sandy: I mean, seriously...he's so strange.

Brandee: Poor kid...

Sandy: Did you just say "porkhead"?!

Brandee: Sure Sandy, he's a porkhead...
porkhead by Brandee & Sandy December 20, 2007

poonhead 

A general insult word commonly used in conjunction with the word skeet.
Paola is such a poonhead that she swallows skeet from malnourished monkeys.
poonhead by Greg Kranz June 11, 2006

porkhead 

A variant of the term meathead to describe a oafish friend with poor judgement, quickly becoming a nickname. Invented in Olympia, Washington in 1967, this nickname can simply be "Pork". Also derived from the cartoon figure "Porky Pig".
Hey, Porkhead, how come you can't think about the consequences of your actions?
porkhead by ThornOfMalice November 19, 2011
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