Pornasm

1. (Noun) To have an orgasm while watching porn.

I just had a pornasm.

by MistXL September 21, 2011

pornism

A belief in and excessive use of pornography.

Jimmy believes in pornism, and exercises those beliefs daily.

by {MOB}vegetZ February 23, 2005

Pornasticate

To put off all other activities for the sake of watching pornography.

Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.

Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.

by Jordan A. Ray August 9, 2008

Pornastrophe

A cataclysm of pornography; can be defined as a pornado gone terribly wrong.

When one tries to chase the furry porn rabbit too far down the vaginal rabbit hole. The interwebs take their revenge with a unrelenting fury of pop ups and spyware, ranging from horse porn, and bukakke to pedophilia and Shitting Dick Nipples.

Me: WTF are you doing in there? Why is my internet having a lagtasm?

Brown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Me: Aw shit, it sounds like you're having a pornastrophe in there.

Brown: KILL IT, KILL IT WIFF FIAR!

Me: Have fun with Windows Anti-Virus 2009.......

by RackTranquility September 25, 2010

pornament

any small nick-nak or ornament that has a sexual resemblance.

oh thats a nice pornament you have on your mantle piece

by grammar-chiefs July 2, 2011

Pornism

A political philosophy and movement that seeks to subvert and/or overthrow all the governments of the world and to replace them with a Government that would has no laws restricting sex whatsoever and that would promote the type of sexual behavior seen in all kinds of porn,promote orgies and have Government sponsored orgies,sponsor the production of porn and promote sex with and among teens of all ages. And generally work to make there citizens horny.

According to pornism what makes life so bad is lack of sex.
The term comes from porn+ism

We support pornism.

by judge dredd7 November 16, 2012

Porgasm

Achieving an orgasmic experience from viewing (or for that matter even hearing) a porg

Friend: Hey did you see Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Me: It gave me the best porgasm of my life.

by SemStev April 23, 2018