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Porking Spot

A parking spot, often scenic, which is chosen merely as a location for in-car sexual activity.
I guess everyone else thinks it's a good porking spot too.
by Oxford Commanist November 23, 2010
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Baltimore Parking Spot

A "Baltimore Parking Spot" is anywhere you damn well please as long as you put your hazard flashers on and remain oblivious to the lane of traffic you've just shut down.
Don't worry yo, I'll get me a Baltimore Parking Spot while you go inside and find your stash.
by Robert Hawk December 23, 2009
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Doris Day Parking Spot

The most swetest parking space you can get, usually in front of the door, closest to entrance etc. Usually when you get this you will have a lucky shopping experience.

Reason: In the Doris Day movies, she always got the greatest parking spot everytime she went shopping. You never saw her drag her ass from the back of the parking lot.
WOW how lucky am I, I just got a Doris Day Parking spot.
by Deidragirl May 15, 2010
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Parking Spot

The place where you hide your bowl. Some people have multiple spots, especially when living with their parents.
Guy 1: What are you doing dude,?

Guy 2: Dude I'm looking for my piece, I was so blazed last night I forget which parking spot I put it in.
by Kennyyc May 7, 2009
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Black Cock Parking spot

A girl whose name starts with S and ends with Mantha. Usually a girl that has aggressively sought out the cocks of as many huge black men as humanly possible. This type of person has HUGE, DARK labia and is as loose as can be.
"It was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway the other night having sex with Sam."

She has sex with SO MANY guys, their mess just pours out of her like a faucet. I never even got to know any of their names. Could just taste when it was a different guy...
She's more like a black cock parking lot than a spot.... Going down on her is always an adventure.

1. black cockaholic
A girl who has experienced a black cock, and becomes obsessed with them and takes every black cock they can get, it is almost like a disease they get.
boy 1 "Why does Sam always talk to the black guys"

boy 2 "she cant help it she is a black cockaholic"
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by EyePuncher January 2, 2014
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parking spot

The girl who lets anyone in her pussy
Yeah, Sara's cute, but shes the parking spot.
by sarcasminak March 18, 2011
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Parking spot vulture

Parking spot vultures may often converge in droves of three cars or more, waiting ten or more minutes to get a spot in a parking lot. Parking spot vultures do not like to walk long distances or find another lot. They hover in the same lot, and even vigilantly look to see when a person is going to get in their car, so they can grab that spot. This happens in mall lots, supermarket lots, and other tight places where parking is a premium.
Wow. I thought I would never make it to the library. As soon as I entered the lot, there was a parking spot vulture in front of me, waiting to grab the last parking spot. I ended up parking on a side street and walking.
by boggler April 16, 2016
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