Porkey
A person with a huge willy, seems to get no girls buts gets in their panties especially if their name is Michelle
Porkey by BigPotPorkey February 3, 2020
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porkey • porkeypeach • Porkey Pig • Porkey Pigging • porkey pigging it • porkey poodle • Pork Eye • pokey • porker • porky
Porkey
Porkey by UwU big pot February 2, 2020
Porkey
A sharp object that pokes
Porkey Pigging
When someone walks around wearing only a shirt and is naked from the waist down.
Equally defined for both sexes.
Most often followed by "it".
Equally defined for both sexes.
Most often followed by "it".
Bob got so drunk last night on cheap vodka that he took off his pants and walked around the house porkey pigging it.
Porkey Pigging by Dexters Dad March 2, 2011
Porkey Pig
Right after you preform a Alabama Hot Pocket you have sex with the shit-in vagina. You vulgerley thrust your penis in your own shit while it is inside your partners Vagina.
Porkey Pig by devotron9000 May 8, 2009
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porkey pigging it by dadx5 February 23, 2014
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