Porkey

A person with a huge willy, seems to get no girls buts gets in their panties especially if their name is Michelle

Michelle: Porkey has the biggest wang I have seen

Friend: Omg let me get some

Michelle: Grr all mine

by BigPotPorkey February 3, 2020

Porkey

A man with very large genitals. Also used to call someone out for their pp size.

Selena: hey! You hooked up with sam last night right?
Alexa: yeah! He's got a porkey!

by UwU big pot February 2, 2020

porkey

little choad or a very tinny dick,wang,ect.

linda said. "billy has a porkey."

by kilo230 April 4, 2006

Porkey Pigging

When someone walks around wearing only a shirt and is naked from the waist down.

Equally defined for both sexes.

Most often followed by "it".

Bob got so drunk last night on cheap vodka that he took off his pants and walked around the house porkey pigging it.

by Dexters Dad March 2, 2011

Porkey Pig

Right after you preform a Alabama Hot Pocket you have sex with the shit-in vagina. You vulgerley thrust your penis in your own shit while it is inside your partners Vagina.

Oh man that was a nice shit in your vagina, lets Porkey Pig it now!

by devotron9000 May 8, 2009

porkey pigging it

Fucking a fat girl

That dude loves big girl's he's always porkey pigging it

by dadx5 February 23, 2014

porkey poodle

A poodle that has a nice taste of pork

Guy: Dude, this poodle tastes like pork
Owner: I know, it's a porkey poodle

by Fartle kitten February 19, 2015