Porkey

A person with a huge willy, seems to get no girls buts gets in their panties especially if their name is Michelle
Michelle: Porkey has the biggest wang I have seen

Friend: Omg let me get some

Michelle: Grr all mine
by BigPotPorkey February 03, 2020
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Porkey

A man with very large genitals. Also used to call someone out for their pp size.
Selena: hey! You hooked up with sam last night right?
Alexa: yeah! He's got a porkey!
by UwU big pot February 03, 2020
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porkey

little choad or a very tinny dick,wang,ect.
linda said. "billy has a porkey."
by kilo230 March 17, 2006
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Porkey Pigging

When someone walks around wearing only a shirt and is naked from the waist down.

Equally defined for both sexes.

Most often followed by "it".
Bob got so drunk last night on cheap vodka that he took off his pants and walked around the house porkey pigging it.
by Dexters Dad February 14, 2011
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Porkey Pig

Right after you preform a Alabama Hot Pocket you have sex with the shit-in vagina. You vulgerley thrust your penis in your own shit while it is inside your partners Vagina.
Oh man that was a nice shit in your vagina, lets Porkey Pig it now!
by devotron9000 May 08, 2009
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porkey pigging it

That dude loves big girl's he's always porkey pigging it
by dadx5 February 20, 2014
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porkey poodle

A poodle that has a nice taste of pork
Guy: Dude, this poodle tastes like pork
Owner: I know, it's a porkey poodle
by Fartle kitten February 19, 2015
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