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Pork Snorkel 

Taking the Arabian Goggles to the next level. Arabian Goggles you place your balls into the eye sockets. You then go one step further and insert your dick into the mouth. Then you have a PORK SNORKEL.
Dude! Last night, I totally gave this chick a pork snorkel.
Pork Snorkel by By All Means March 4, 2011

Pork Snorkel 

The act of providing oral resuscitation services to a male's bologna pony, while submerged underwater.
1) "Leah really pork snorkeled Mike in the hot-tub last night", said Ryan.

2) Kirstin has no gag reflex. She was able to pork snorkel Larry's stinky pickle for 30 seconds before surfacing for air!
Pork Snorkel by BaconAteHer December 9, 2012

Pork snorkel

When you perform cunnilingus on a woman at such a depth, and for such a considerable duration that a flexible drinking straw is required to be used as a temporary snorkel to provide oxygen and prevent asphyxiation.
My girlfriend wants me to go down on her with considerable vigour for over an hour, I’m gonna need a pork snorkel to get out alive!
Pork snorkel by Leonardo da finchy October 15, 2025

Pork Snorkelling

Humourous slang for fellatio.
Lady, shut up and make with the Pork Snorkelling.
Pork Snorkelling by Nizzleson February 20, 2010

pork snorkle 

The physical act of fellatio.
Often used in a comical fashion.

Also commonly used semi-jokingly when it is clear that you are not going to get sex, and oral sex is probably out of the question too - however worth a shot in a comical way.

verb form - to pork snorkle,
adjective - pork snorkling,
noun - pork snorkler.
She is such a pork snorkler. Meaning, she sucks alotacock.
How about a pork snorkle?
pork snorkle by Donny Dackrope February 22, 2008

The Pork Snorkle

The Pork Snorkle: To put your meat in a Snorkle. Then you take the wheel from that point forward
Damn bro I got my pork in a Snorkle call that shit The Pork Snorkle
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