Pork Sweat

Pork Sweat

The particularly odorous perspiration (sweat) that comes out of you when you've been eating way too much pork.

First guy: "Dude, what's that weird smell coming off you?"

Second guy: "I've been eating bags and bags of pork rinds and now I totally have pork sweat!"

Pork Sweat by webgrunt298 June 19, 2010

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pork sweats

a condition which occurs after eating large amounts of pork in which one sweats profusely while taking a dump.

Man I really have the pork sweats.

pork sweats by hello123!@# December 27, 2009

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Sweaty Pork

A fat, greasy, sweaty perv/pedo found hanging around schools, playgrounds and McDonald’s. Usually smells of cheese, is unshaven and breaths heavy due to weight and years of chain smoking.

Check out sweaty pork over there on the bench. Watch your kid.

We sat next to a sweaty pork after school when we stopped at McDonald’s.

My uncle is sweaty pork. I hate it when he picks me up at school.

Sweaty Pork by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018

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Pork chop sweats

Breaking out in a heavy sweat whenever you are sandwiched between two other people

Lisa broke out in the pork chop sweats whenever she was in the middle of Tim and Dan.

Pork chop sweats by Head BiAtch May 17, 2014

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Porkswetti

The act of receiving oral sex while you are vomiting

Dude A- "Man I got so trashed last night.. I downed 8 shotz of Kimo and was hooking up with this one beezy.."
Dude B- "F'real? That's ill"
Dude A- "Tell me about it..I got sick and puked all over her head while she was orally pleasuring my genitals"
Dude B- "You got a Porkswetti?? NICE!!"

Porkswetti by Merkules & Merk Nowitzki January 30, 2010

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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