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Probastermate

-To use up time that should be used doing something productive by masterbating. Often done when homework or sleep are present.
Nahh man, I spent all night probastermateing!
by TheSituation069 April 17, 2011
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promasterbate

"Instead of doing homework, I went online and promasterbated."
by tencia beast February 18, 2008
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procasterbate

Putting something off so you can masterbate instead.
I should have finished writing that english paper, but I procasterbated instead.
by PilgoreThaGoat February 21, 2011
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Procasternate

To Waste time using Procaster when you could be doing much more productive work
I was planning on doing math homework but I decided to Procasternate.
by Billie Gene October 29, 2010
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Promasternate

To sexually arouse oneself during procrastination.
Matt began to promasternate while looking at his assigned home work.

Matt promasternated after reading his assigned homework.

Matt likes to smoke cigarettes after promasternating.
by AEIOwnU2 February 24, 2010
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Procasterbate

To pleasure yourself in an unhuman nature
I had a paper due but i was to busy procasterbate last night
by Pornstar29 June 14, 2010
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