Poppleton 

A 'Poppleton’ is when someone, no matter how cool or sophisticated they are, always manages to do something outrageous and/ or stupid. They are regularly seen with a guitar, bottle of coke and a mars bar in hand and regularly sleep with rotters.

"oh no, look at that rotter he is going to bum, he had definately pulled a poppleton"

"Banned from the road for drunk driving? that is very poppleton"

Poppleton by timio May 12, 2007

Poppleton 

Poppleton is a collective noun used to describe a group of hairy incest welsh men. Often used as an insult in wales, it stems from the Welsh words ‘popple’ meaning imbred, and ‘tún’ meaning men

Oh look Steve, there’s a dirty poppleton over there

Poppleton by Florin Degeratu February 7, 2025

pimpleton 

one who is stupid and simple yet nasty like a pimple. Even if you could get over grossiosity you still couldn't stand the fugly retard

there was a girl/rat from nantucket that just wouldn't kick the bucket. trying to reason and tolerate twas insane, but b/c life was so mundane, sadly i couldn't complain. that is untill the day i won, a trip away from the pimpleton !
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and that's when i shot the pimpleton... muwhhahahahahaaha and was rewarded for doing the earth a service.
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some things just shouldn't be in the gene pool

pimpleton by miss michele March 14, 2008

porplemontage.com

a website with awesome games and shows

classic games
porplemancity*

porplemontage.com by Steve July 27, 2004

Poppletons Law 

Poppletons Law - An often used employment caveat in which fuckwits of no education, qualifications, experience or knowledge find themselves in high job positions basically because their face fits.

Poppletons Law “ how the fuck did that idiot go from floor cleaner to director in two years?”
“ Nice tits so they used Poppletons Law”

Poppletons Law by JonnyBatman May 24, 2023

Poppenton 

To be over the top, to be all of that and a bag of chips. To be above your self. Fresher than the average.

Why are you acting like that, because im Poppenton

Poppenton by fr3shprinc3ssha July 9, 2009

Kayden Popleon 

A Boy who does TikTok and Dances all day in everyday

Did u see Kayden Popleon do the walk at lunch?

Kayden Popleon by Bruslymiddleschool November 3, 2019