A 'Poppleton’ is when someone, no matter how cool or sophisticated they are, always manages to do something outrageous and/ or stupid. They are regularly seen with a guitar, bottle of coke and a mars bar in hand and regularly sleep with rotters.
"oh no, look at that rotter he is going to bum, he had definately pulled a poppleton"
"Banned from the road for drunk driving? that is very poppleton"
"Banned from the road for drunk driving? that is very poppleton"
by timio May 12, 2007
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one who is stupid and simple yet nasty like a pimple. Even if you could get over grossiosity you still couldn't stand the fugly retard
there was a girl/rat from nantucket that just wouldn't kick the bucket. trying to reason and tolerate twas insane, but b/c life was so mundane, sadly i couldn't complain. that is untill the day i won, a trip away from the pimpleton !
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and that's when i shot the pimpleton... muwhhahahahahaaha and was rewarded for doing the earth a service.
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some things just shouldn't be in the gene pool
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and that's when i shot the pimpleton... muwhhahahahahaaha and was rewarded for doing the earth a service.
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some things just shouldn't be in the gene pool
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