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poppa smurf 

Short grey hairs located at the top of a penus.
That dick looks likes poppa smurf
poppa smurf by Ohhh Donny July 12, 2007

Poppa Smurf 

An engorging penis.
"Stop talking dirty like that or I'm gunna poppa smurf."
Poppa Smurf by Whoa Nebster November 16, 2018

pappa smurf 

pappa smurf by brookie-poo August 23, 2009

pappa smurf 

a little blue person with wisdom and facial hair
i pappa smurf that spelling test.
pappa smurf by ukfanalways November 22, 2004

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026