A euphemism for bowel movement. Used when announcing to everyone that you will be in the restroom for quite a while.
Person 1: See you guys later, I gotta go home and pop a smurf.
Person 2 and 3: Later
Person 2: Did he just say he's going to pop a smurf? What the fuck does that mean?
Person 2 and 3: Later
Person 2: Did he just say he's going to pop a smurf? What the fuck does that mean?
by Twisted Iniquity January 18, 2009
To pop a smurf is like busting a nut.
by ThePapaSmurf69 August 2, 2018
To bust a nut
by AngelOfBroadway August 2, 2018
I have a 20-page paper due tomorrow so I'm gonna pop a smurf to focus better and get it done on time.
by 1nsultTo1njury November 21, 2016