When something (anything) is heavily influenced by, relating too, or about the catholic church and/or the Pope. Can also be used as a derrogitory term for when the catholic church (or any church) is griping for money. Usually used after a long, preachy sermon, or fund raiser.
Damn dude, did you hear Padre during the sermon today? He was going all popetastic on us. He must have asked for "heavenly contributions" a thousand times.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.