Pop-Joe

(1) This is when you tell someone you can't make it to their wedding because it is just too far to travel, and then attend another wedding at the same location. (2) A form of the schnide

"Hey Kevin, why did your Dad come to Jay's wedding when he said Notre Dame was too far to travel for mine? Sorry Corbett, you just got the Pop-Joe."

Pop-Joe by Cal Ripken September 1, 2004

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pop bottle joe

The official mascot of Skidway Lake, Michigan. He searches for bottles day and night and seems to always have a beer in his hand.

I asked pop bottle joe to sing me a song and gave him a bottle in return.

pop bottle joe by Nightmarebeforechristmas November 30, 2017

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Pop-Joe • Pop a joe • pop bottle joe • pop • pop punk • pop music • pop up • pop off • Pop smoke • Pop Rocks

Pop a joe

Slang for when you take a Viagra.

Dude, i had to pop a joe last night because i had limp dick.

Pop a joe by someone on the date of : October 24, 2018

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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