(1) This is when you tell someone you can't make it to their wedding because it is just too far to travel, and then attend another wedding at the same location. (2) A form of the schnide
"Hey Kevin, why did your Dad come to Jay's wedding when he said Notre Dame was too far to travel for mine? Sorry Corbett, you just got the Pop-Joe."
by Cal Ripken September 01, 2004
by someone on the date of : October 24, 2018
The official mascot of Skidway Lake, Michigan. He searches for bottles day and night and seems to always have a beer in his hand.
by Nightmarebeforechristmas November 30, 2017