PooTSD

The horrific mental after effects after experiencing a traumatic bout of explosive diarrhoea.

Babe, you don't understand. I have serious PooTSD! It was all over the kitchen floor and somehow in my hair. *shivers*

by pseu-DONym August 26, 2018

pootsd

The fear of having doggy style sex with a woman who has a shitty bum

I'm terribly afraid of going to bed tonight. My wife is horny and wants sex but I'm still suffering from PooTSD from our last encounter!

by flyingglass June 17, 2016

Potsdam Pottery

An up and cuming sex move, which takes place between a large male and small female. The move was originally founded by Jolo and Mara in Potsdam, Germany. The female is positioned like a manual pencil sharpener atop a firm pencil. She is then spun around like a slab of clay on a potter's wheel. The ritual is complete when the clay is perfectly decorated and glazed.

Jolo: How would you like to try the Potsdam Pottery?
Mara: What's that?
Jolo: We are about to make history.
Mara: Umm okay.
Jolo: I'm going to make your world spin, literally...

by Gerald 69 February 3, 2013

Gay Poots

The aftermath of getting your booty-hole rammed so hard by another homosexual, it forces air so deep in your anal canal and comes out by way of forceful farts.

Bro, I got my fudge packed so deep last night that I woke up with a severe case of gay poots.

by CountShaftula June 26, 2020

The Pootsa

N. Literally means "The Stink" in Italian. A Pootsa is a comical, most often harmless mishap/misfortune, extremely hilarious in nature from an outsider's perspective. To be Pootsad is a fate commonly suffered by Grace in almost all outing instances

Getting rorted in Thailand by the same taxi driver.......twice= The Pootsa
Then offering him bananas as a peace making gesture=The Pootsa

by The Maggots March 19, 2010

Potsdam Giant

A guy with an unusually large penis who is too protective of it to use it.

Frederick William had a huge weapon but would never take it into battle -- what a Potsdam Giant.

by ChefBoyardee69 May 10, 2010

i pooted

to fart/pass gas, in the past tense.
have also heard it for synonym for poo, but I believe the meaning is to pass wind.

as Cheese says "Dudes, I pooted" all around are somewhat disgusted by the stench.

by Oz1 August 8, 2007