Pootch 

The little bit of flab on relatively skinny people that hangs out over their low cut jeans when they sit. Often accompanied by a thong winking out the buttocks.

If it weren't for that girls pootch, she would be pretty hot.

Aw, dang! I thought my pootch was tucked in today!!

Pootch by Starquesha Bon Qui Qui April 30, 2009

pootch 

a person that puts down their friends ideas... good ideas

1)Kenzie Malone
2) (while watching a commercial of sea animals) We could've saw that a couple months ago if Kenzie wasn't being a little pootch.

pootch by The Shady Ladies June 24, 2009

pootch 

A patch that doesn't work

- Have you installed the new v2.15.234.184621 patch to play DVDs on Linux ?
- No, the patch v2.15.234.184621 isn't going to help you, that's to encrypt the network activity indicators on your NIC to prevent hackers from snooping the network.
- That is more a pootch then !
- Yes !
both - hahahahahahaha

pootch by .ogg widget manager October 17, 2007

scootchie pootch 

The act of scootching on one's pootch.

Larissa's dog went scootchie pootch on the carpet.

scootchie pootch by BarbaraWearsPradaIsLame January 16, 2009

Pooched Eggs 

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

Pooched Eggs by will bitten September 16, 2017

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010

Pit Pooch 

The pocket of fat that accrues on the area of women's arms right by the pit area. It is very noticeable in bathing suits and sleeveless dresses.

We need to re-take that picture. This time put your hand on your hip so we don't see your PIT POOCH.

Pit Pooch by RGP_SBL April 5, 2011