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Poosagne 

What happens when the toilet in work is broken and multiple people use it before it is fixed.

Like a traditional Lasagne, the layerings of paper, shit and piss make a Poosagne!
When is that toilet getting fixed? There’s a 6 inch Poosagne in there already!
Poosagne by Mabsobaby January 27, 2019
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Referred to by its formal name, andouillette sausage, in more sophisticated social circles, poosage is the staple food of the juivebear. Traditionally, it is made by stuffing a section of a pig's colon with every other internal part of the pig that has come into contact with its feces (i.e. the rest of the colon). For the vast majority of the human race, eating poosage is akin to eating poo. Thus, those who eat poosage are commonly given the pejorative label "pooser." Word to the wary, poosage is not for the faint of stomach and eating it will commonly result in an explosive case of poosage-arrea.
The juivebear demolished the poosage greedily, savoring the pooey before-, during-, and aftertaste.
Poosage by Banderthall November 25, 2007
A lasagna made from snow and dog shit.

The result of your dog pooping in the yard, getting inches of snow in which your dog continues to poop on, and then this process repeats itself until spring.
"Honey, I'm going to go scoop shit for the next 3 hours. We've got a veritable poosagna out there."
Poosagna by Sam Lawrence September 8, 2016
A lasagna made from snow and dog shit.

The result of your dog pooping in the yard, getting inches of snow in which your dog continues to poop on, and then this process repeats itself until spring.
"Honey, I'm going to go scoop shit for the next 3 hours. We've got a veritable poosagna out there."
Poosagna by Sam Lawrence September 8, 2016
A lasagna made from snow and dog shit.

The result of your dog pooping in the yard, getting inches of snow in which your dog continues to poop on, and then this process repeats itself until spring.
"Honey, I'm going to go scoop shit for the next 3 hours. We've got a veritable poosagna out there."
Poosagna by Sam Lawrence September 8, 2016
A lasagna made from snow and dog shit.

The result of your dog pooping in the yard, getting inches of snow in which your dog continues to poop on, and then this process repeats itself until spring.
"Honey, I'm going to go scoop shit for the next 3 hours. We've got a veritable poosagna out there."
Poosagna by Sam Lawrence September 8, 2016