Lasagne 

The shit Garfield eats

Tf u eating: Lasagne

Lasagne by Turn around;) May 20, 2020

lasagne 

When ones fecal matter is under and overlaid with layers of neatly folded toilet paper. The bottom layer protects from unwanted splashback while the top layer precedes the wiping of his or her anus.

Darling, can you please be sure to flush your lasagne

lasagne by Oli Archibald April 14, 2008

Lasagne 

A subtle way of saying sex

Person 1: so, what did you get up to last night?
Person 2: I had some really great lasagne ;)

Lasagne by Starkid November 20, 2014

Lasagne 

Lasagne Can Be Used As A Term For Weed

Yo My Brudda Sort Me Out With That Lasagne Ting

Lasagne by Donnakabab69 February 4, 2018

Lasagne Fuck Offer 

When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen

Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer

Lasagne Fuck Offer by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019

Meaty Lasagne 

An Italian dish consisting of pasta sheets baked with meat, or vegetables, and a cheese sauce.

I shoved my cock inside the meaty lasagne and listened to it slop all over it like yogurt.

Meaty Lasagne by PedoBear3000 February 17, 2019

Punched Lasagne 

A Vagina after child birth.

Shit the misses fanny was like a punched lasagne after my son was born!!!

Punched Lasagne by Dont make it long make it fat March 2, 2011