Poosage 

Referred to by its formal name, andouillette sausage, in more sophisticated social circles, poosage is the staple food of the juivebear. Traditionally, it is made by stuffing a section of a pig's colon with every other internal part of the pig that has come into contact with its feces (i.e. the rest of the colon). For the vast majority of the human race, eating poosage is akin to eating poo. Thus, those who eat poosage are commonly given the pejorative label "pooser." Word to the wary, poosage is not for the faint of stomach and eating it will commonly result in an explosive case of poosage-arrea.

The juivebear demolished the poosage greedily, savoring the pooey before-, during-, and aftertaste.

Poosage by Banderthall November 25, 2007

poopageddon 

When you're running late, don't even have time to feed the cat; but you hear the distant sounds of thunder and rage... Next thing you know you're grabbing your stomach and making a daring dash to the porcelain Queen. Bombs are being fired, volcanos erupting (You may even need to double flush.) But you sit there, knowing this may be the end of times, and yet still hoping you'll be on time to work.

You knew poopageddon was here, so you called your mom, and told her how thankful you were to be born, knowing it was the end of times.

poopageddon by Celeste Greentea March 22, 2019

Poosagne 

Lasagne with poo baked into it instead of cheese

The retards used their own poo to cook poosagne for lunch.

Poosagne by Jaydee11 May 16, 2006

OOBER POONAGE 

WHEN ONE GOES TO A SORORITY AND BANGS A GAGGLE OF FRESHMAN THATS GETTIN OOBER POONAGE

I TORE IT UP LAST NITE AT THAT PARTY I SCORED MAJOR OOBER POONAGE BRA I THINK MY ROD NEEDS STITCHES

OOBER POONAGE by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 25, 2011

Poopage 

A condition involving the backing up of the feces, results in uncontrollable and heavy farting.

Tamara Brownroots: Katie, would you please stop farting!

Katie: Sorry I have poopage!

Poopage by Side Pony Sally December 21, 2010

poonage 

Like "owned" or "pwned", it is a word which describes a win of some sort. Often used when happy about beating an opponent in a computer game.

OMG I just laid some leet poonage on Zonker.

poonage by MisterKMisterK May 5, 2005

poopage 

Like shit but sounds a lot nicer.

Poopage, my wireless connection just dropped again.

poopage by dodozhang21 December 30, 2005