Pooplanking 

(V.) The act of removing the back of the toilet and releasing their bowels in the reservoir. Done mostly as a prank or revenge. The aim is to create a terrible smell. Clean or not the bathroom will remain un aired out with a bouquet of feces.

Handyman: You got pooplanked
Lonnie: It's been 3 days and it still smells like doo doo in here.
Handyman: Somebody pooped in the back of your crapper.
Lonnie: Someone doo doo'd in the back?
Handyman: It's called pooplanking.

Pooplanking by Drinkyt August 21, 2013

Poodanking 

The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.

Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.

I'll never poodank again!

Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........

Poodanking by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

Poopwalking 

When your dog drops a deuce and starts slowing walking around, with their back still arched, to drop a little more.

I thought my Shih Tzu was done when she dropped that human-sized turd, but she started poopwalking around to drop a few more giblets.

Poopwalking by LeadedBeast September 27, 2025

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012