pooperton noun ˈpü-pər-tᵊn
plural poopertons
1 a : a title or status conferred upon one who defecates more than three times within a single day
b : the rank so earned, held only so
long as the qualifying day falls within a rolling thirty-day
period
2 informal : one who speaks of the achievement far more often than anyone around them would prefer
poopertonian adjective