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pooperton noun ˈpü-pər-tᵊn
plural poopertons

1 a : a title or status conferred upon one who defecates more than three times within a single day
b : the rank so earned, held only so long as the qualifying day falls within a rolling thirty-day period

2 informal : one who speaks of the achievement far more often than anyone around them would prefer

poopertonian adjective
// lost her pooperton standing on the thirty-first day
Pooperton by Bahusafoo June 14, 2026

poopie pooperton 

Nickname for a meth pipe
go grap poopie pooperton so we can smoke
poopie pooperton by Phucker January 17, 2007

Pooparonus 

poop ah ro nus

Another word for diarrhea

A monumental eruption in the bowel
I can't go to school today because I have pooparonus
Pooparonus by Skylander "G" January 26, 2017

poopersnaps 

"This problem is hard.."
"Did you use substitution?"
"Oh poopersnaps! I didn't!"
poopersnaps by Tom Kurowski September 28, 2006

pooperman 

something that is better than superman and that can kick your ass
pooperman is the best super hero ever
pooperman by jake paul May 4, 2018
A small stick or poker usually found on the ground of the smoke sesh used to poke ashes of marijuana out of the bowl.
Alex: Yo Phil can you find a pokerton on the ground?
Phil: Ya man I got u. *proceeds to pick up a little twig on the ground*
pokerton by Flip geebin August 30, 2021