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Definitions by Bahusafoo

pooperton noun ˈpü-pər-tᵊn
plural poopertons

1 a : a title or status conferred upon one who defecates more than three times within a single day
b : the rank so earned, held only so long as the qualifying day falls within a rolling thirty-day period

2 informal : one who speaks of the achievement far more often than anyone around them would prefer

poopertonian adjective
// lost her pooperton standing on the thirty-first day
Pooperton by Bahusafoo June 14, 2026