Poopclock 

One's normal schedule for bowel movements, often conveniently aligning with other bathroom related activities, and allowing one to poop at home in a comfortable setting, rather the office, or at a restaurant during lunchtime. For example, one might have their poopclock set to the early morning, so that they can poop, and then thoroughly clean themselves in the shower.

ex: I had Taco Bell for lunch, now my poopclock is all messed up and I have to crap in my disgusting office toilet with the ratty toilet paper.

Poopclock by Some Bored Guy at Work November 14, 2010

poopclock 

Whenever one is actively using the restroom while getting paid at work. Often taking longer than usual because of a Prolonged non rushed bowel movement

Employee 1: "where's Brandon? We gotta finish this job"
Employee 2: "don't expect him to come back anytime soon. He's on the poopclock"

poopclock by sendtretter February 5, 2015

poopclock 

Whenever one is actively using the restroom while getting paid at work. Often taking longer than usual because of a Prolonged non rushed bowel movement

Employee 1: "where's Brandon? We gotta finish this job"
Employee 2: "don't expect him to come back anytime soon. He's on the poopclock"

poopclock by sendtretter February 5, 2015

Poopsocking 

Verb. From the root, "poopsock". The practice of defecating into an article of clothing in lieu of leaving a task to use a traditional toilet. Almost exclusively used in relation to video gaming.

Similar in concept, but distinct from Shitbucket/Shit-bucketing; a derogatory term which denotes the usage of a non-clothing receptacle, and is used exclusively toward level-based online gaming.

Player 1: "Man, I need a bio break, but I can't leave the raid."
Player 2: "Same, but I've been poopsocking since the first boss."
. . . Pause. . .
Player 3: ". . .You people are disgusting."

Poopsocking by dicks oak November 13, 2014

Poopcock 

A words that is said bringing society to its knees

You say peacock and no one bats an eye

you say poopcock and society goes waahhhhhhh

Poopcock by Peeoter November 15, 2020

poopsocker 

In reference to players of MMORPG's that instead of taking a break to go to the bathroom, they take off their sock, defecate in it, and throw it aside for later disposal. Refers to someone who stays up all day and all night to play an MMORPG.

"Steve, how'd you make lvl 50 already? You were just lvl 45 a couple days ago. You friggin poopsocker!"

poopsocker by bigjimdx May 15, 2005

poopsock 

1. A sock that is used as a temporary contained for faecal matter.
2. A vital part of any dedicated EverQuest player's equipment. A poopsock eliminates the need to go all the way to the bathroom, which wastes valuable levelling time.
3. An insult used to refer to an obsessive MMORPG player who gains an unusually high number of levels in one day.

SpawnSlayer13 is such a poopsock. He got from level 1 to 60 in the space of a day.

poopsock by serial_experiments_lain November 11, 2005