Definitions by sendtretter

poopclock 

Whenever one is actively using the restroom while getting paid at work. Often taking longer than usual because of a Prolonged non rushed bowel movement

Employee 1: "where's Brandon? We gotta finish this job"
Employee 2: "don't expect him to come back anytime soon. He's on the poopclock"

poopclock by sendtretter February 5, 2015

poopclock 

Whenever one is actively using the restroom while getting paid at work. Often taking longer than usual because of a Prolonged non rushed bowel movement

Employee 1: "where's Brandon? We gotta finish this job"
Employee 2: "don't expect him to come back anytime soon. He's on the poopclock"

poopclock by sendtretter February 5, 2015