Picture the the office toilets - your poopal is the guy/girl you can hear sitting in next toilet partition shitting like you. He/she can clearly hear that you are pooing, and you can hear them poo. Poopals very rarely meet in person after pooing, the last one usually waits till long after the first one has finished. Poopals are often unwanted as they ruin the moment of peace and quiet reflection you had going on until he/she arrived.
by DenStarke May 25, 2007
There are two different types of Poopalitis, chronic and acute. Chronic Poopalitis is an individual who has to shit all the time while Acute Poopalitis is an individual who shit's more than normal but not all the time.
by Dragon13 July 17, 2006
a combination of the girl’s current poopsability with her poopalarity. This value can never be 1 or 10, but is judged on a 1-10 scale.
John: She's not that hot.
Sean: Yea but she's decent, and she's got potential. I'd give her a 7 in poopalality.
Sean: Yea but she's decent, and she's got potential. I'd give her a 7 in poopalality.
by MisterPoops January 20, 2009
Devin: "James, dude I just took the most massive shit."
James: "really?!? How big and what was the smell like?"
Devin: "it was about the size of a baby's arm and smelled like an old persons home."
James."No way bro that sounds exactly like mine!"
*both high five*
(Devin and James) "Poopals!"
James: "really?!? How big and what was the smell like?"
Devin: "it was about the size of a baby's arm and smelled like an old persons home."
James."No way bro that sounds exactly like mine!"
*both high five*
(Devin and James) "Poopals!"
by GremlinsGastLighter69 September 5, 2017
Poopalization can be used for a situation like seeing something really good on the tv to eat but you can't order or eat it at the moment.
by PlusMinusWords July 19, 2020
Poopalitis is the chronic fear of poop. Side effects may include: nightmares of being pooped on and the inability to poop. Can escalate to refusing to use the toilet and/or refusing pas gas. Occasionally the latter can be a good thing.
Person 1: Man I think I might have poopalitis. I had the worst nightmare last night about running away from shitting dinosaurs.
Person 2: Dude you should get that checked out. How much weed did you smoke?
Person 1: No seriously.
Person 2: Dude you should get that checked out. How much weed did you smoke?
Person 1: No seriously.
by Lol1lol2lol3 February 6, 2017
Another name for the bunghole, the asshole, the toilet muscle, the butt, the rosebud, the brown starfish, etc. -- the place where turds come from.
So named because it is in the area of the body where one generally leaves a shit (I know it's supposed to be 'takes a shit' but you don't take shits, you LEAVE shits!)
So named because it is in the area of the body where one generally leaves a shit (I know it's supposed to be 'takes a shit' but you don't take shits, you LEAVE shits!)
John didn't want to go to the dollar store with his sister this morning because his poopal area was feeling particularly shitty.
by Telephony June 27, 2013