Poopals 

When someone has poo that smells or is the same size or color as your own.

Devin: "James, dude I just took the most massive shit."
James: "really?!? How big and what was the smell like?"
Devin: "it was about the size of a baby's arm and smelled like an old persons home."
James."No way bro that sounds exactly like mine!"
*both high five*
(Devin and James) "Poopals!"

Poopals by GremlinsGastLighter69 September 5, 2017

poopal area 

Another name for the bunghole, the asshole, the toilet muscle, the butt, the rosebud, the brown starfish, etc. -- the place where turds come from.

So named because it is in the area of the body where one generally leaves a shit (I know it's supposed to be 'takes a shit' but you don't take shits, you LEAVE shits!)

John didn't want to go to the dollar store with his sister this morning because his poopal area was feeling particularly shitty.

poopal area by Telephony July 6, 2013

Poopaloopadoop 

Poopaloopadoop means you really have to go to the bathroom (the poop room)

I really have to poopaloopadoop
(poop-a-loop-a-doop)

Poopaloopadoop by UR AWESOME! November 30, 2018

Poopaloopoffruitloops

When You eat fruit loops and shit them out and they come out of your ass and make a perfect circle in the toilet. This can cause poopicanes which can bring farts up to 100 mph. Poopingaloopoffruitloops can be deadly if successfully done.

John seriously just did Poopaloopoffruitloops, his whole neighborhood was covered in shit, and 19 people died

Poopaloopoffruitloops by commonsenseperson March 20, 2015

poopascoop 

To cup ones fart and swiftly manoeuvre the cupped hand to ones nostrils (or the nostrils of another). Useful in deciphering the health of the bowel and the contents of the previous evenings dindins.

Tarquin: 'Bertie dear boy, my olfactory sense deciphers a hint of truffle in your poopascoop. I also note a forthcoming haemorrhoid.'

Bertie: 'Jolly good show, bang on Tarquers!'
'Oh, and please may I borrow your Preparation H?'

poopascoop by loufoo December 26, 2011

poopasfuag 

When your dog walks around with its back arched in the pooping position.
Typically occurs when it cannot hold in the poop, but at the same time, cannot find the perfect spot to let it out.

"I hate it when my dog poopasfuags around the grass instead of doing its business already."

"My dog was being so picky about its poop location that it was poopasfuaging for nearly seven minutes!"

poopasfuag by hellopanda October 21, 2012

poopal 

Picture the the office toilets - your poopal is the guy/girl you can hear sitting in next toilet partition shitting like you. He/she can clearly hear that you are pooing, and you can hear them poo. Poopals very rarely meet in person after pooing, the last one usually waits till long after the first one has finished. Poopals are often unwanted as they ruin the moment of peace and quiet reflection you had going on until he/she arrived.

"Geesh was my poopal splashing when his turds hit the water"

poopal by DenStarke June 13, 2007