Poop string 

when hair gets stuck in your butt, and poop attracts to it

I found a poop string in my butt when i was showering this morning

Poop string by kunst September 30, 2015

Jerry Springer Poop

Inspired by the Houdini Poop, this is when you are taking a crap and fart, but do not believe anything has come out ... until you get up and look in the toilet and wonder "Who is the father of that poop?".

Guys, I ‘m concerned, I had a Jerry Springer poop, do you think it’s mine?

Jerry Springer Poop by Taiwanese Turd Maestro December 6, 2015

Poopstrung 

When an individual needs to take a dump, they have access to a bathroom, but due to certain circumstances they just can’t bring themselves to do it

Jimmy was poopstrung as he milled about the party. The only bathroom in the apartment was just off the kitchen and he could not summon the courage to poop with all the partygoers around.

Poopstrung by Pornking September 20, 2019

poopsting 

texting while pooping!

poopsting while on the toilet!

poopsting by Gogalyboo January 6, 2014

propstring 

bigest bogan at churchie, good bloke but so boganish that u can't understand wat he says

"You'se like go'n fora duzzza upin the agplots"

propstring by how u'se goin September 9, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022