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Poop ghost 

"Watch out for that poop ghost."
Poop ghost by Jerry Gray August 25, 2013

poop grenade

This is the result of explosive diarrhea - it looks like a poop grenade detonated!
What a mess in here did a poop grenade go off?
poop grenade by I, Wreckerrr December 24, 2020

poop google 

This morning, I went on a nice poop google and found a great recipe for rosemary chicken.
poop google by Slim_Dikkenz November 7, 2013

Poop-gasm 

The feeling of pure relief and the audible sigh a person makes when releasing a bowel movement that has been held in much too long.
After being stuck in a meeting for two hours Jack ran to the bathroom and had a poop-gasm in stall #2.
Poop-gasm by Super Dave's Sidekick October 28, 2011

The Pile of Poop Gang 

A group of individuals who break into your home at night and leave a steamy pile of poop in the middle of your living room and leave. This gang of individuals are very handsome and like hot sauce. If you mess with this gang, you'll be their next victim.
Victim: "Dude someone broke into my house last night!"

Friend: "Did they take anything?"

Victim: "No they just pooped in my living room."

Friend: "Dude that was The Pile of Poop Gang!"

Poop Goblin 

One who breaks into a bathroom immediately after the inhabitant has taken their poop and proceeds to beat the pooper unconcious then steal the poop. When the subdued pooper wakes he will find he was a victim of the poop goblin.
Al (waking up on bathroom floor)- What? Where am I?
(looks in empty toilet)
Al- Ahh! The poop goblin has struck again!
Poop Goblin by Dusty Cox August 11, 2009