A broad term to describe any person or persons that abuse the function of #2. Most commonly they
A. leave a giant log in the toilet unflushed and festering
"That
poop-bandit didn’t even flush!"
B. a person who clogs the toilet and proceeds to leave it unattended and in a potentially overflowing state.
"Hey bro you got a plunger? Some
poop-bandit clogged and dipped out"
C. the most offensive and most uncommon, a low-life who leaves poop on the floor, the urinal or any other inappropriate place
"Billy was so drunk I think he laid a log in the parking lot...I
saw him pulling up his pants, I always knew deep down he was a
poop-bandit.
D. there is a rare case when the
poop-bandit is the hero, when the deed is done in defiance or disrespect of an enemy.
Dude 1: "you here what Laura did to
Beth?"
Dude 2: "No, what?"
Dude 1: "Laura went gangster on
Beth, when she found out that
Beth stabbed her in the back. She dropped a duce on her new lawn chair. She snuck in the backyard, pinched it off and booked it,
poop-bandit style!"
Dude 2: "that’s hardcore!"
