Poop And Shoot 

when you ejaculate well defecating.

"Hey man did you just poop and shoot in the porta-jon."

Poop And Shoot by killjoy78 August 7, 2020

poop and shoot 

Explosive diarrhea in conjunction with violent puking.

I ate some of yo mama's nasty fish and it made me do the poop and shoot.

poop and shoot by StankyCrotchahole March 5, 2010

Poop and shoot 

When someone (usually male) takes a big dump in a toilet, then proceeds to shoot at the piece of poop with a strong stream of pee. Typically, the goal is to break the poop into two pieces. This can most easily be accomplished if the poop is in log form.

Jason (on the phone): "Hey I gotta hang up. I need to go in the bathroom for a round of poop and shoot."

Poop and shoot by WantsToEatOutSaraChong June 29, 2014

Poop and Shoot 

When you poop in your hand, and whip it across an open field, and shoot it with a 12 gauge shotgun.

Hey, watch me poop and shoot

Poop and Shoot by shitbirdie November 4, 2011

Poop and shoot 

(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.

Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”

Poop and shoot by NCOIC September 14, 2020

The Poop and Shoot

The act of taking a shit while masturbating until you cum then trying to catch it in your mouth as it shoots up.

I wanted to double the pleasure, so I did the poop and shoot.

The Poop and Shoot by Turk and JD February 27, 2009