Woman's excretory matter, which escape through the mouth and/or nostrils during sleep. These creatures are spider-like in form and are composed of digested food. The size of the poop spider is proportional to the size of a woman. This of course is the explanation to the age old question, "Do girls poop?"
"Poop Spiders (Araneidan Fæx )"
Tiny spiders= Tiny women
Large spiders= Large women
Black widows= Angry Feminists
Daddy Long Legs= Vegetarians
Tiny spiders= Tiny women
Large spiders= Large women
Black widows= Angry Feminists
Daddy Long Legs= Vegetarians
by Dr. A.R.C. Tolkein, DMFA. February 13, 2009