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Jizz Poop 

Related to jizzy poop, A Jizz Poop is an action where a penis owning person can poop and jizz at the same time. Thus, this action is called a Jizz Poop.

Variations of the Jizz Poop can include:
- Making it into your own mouth
- Jizzing and Pooping leaving body at same time
- Double Reacharound at the stadium urinals
"Hey man, can you put on the Michigan game man?"
"No man, I was Jizz Pooping."
"Woah man, a good Jizz Poop is my favorite thing in life"
Jizz Poop by xxtrevxx42 December 4, 2021

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poopjizz 

the act of jizzing in the butthole and pooping it out while having someone eat it
me: i need to poop
jeff: i need to jizz
me and jeff: poopjizz time!!!
me: lets get ryan to eat it
ryan: nom nom nom nom nom nom
poopjizz by fast and gentle October 2, 2011

poopjizz 

1. After preforming ATM with a girl and cumming in her mouth, letting her kiss you after that is the essence of poopjizz
2. A disgusting substance oozing from a sink
3. Describing something of a nasty texture or appearance
1. Bro 1: Dude, last night I totally tasted my own poopjizz.

Bro 2: That's nasty, phaggot.

2. Bro 1: Dude, my sink just poopjizzed out the hole on the side.

Bro 2: That's nasty, phaggot.

3. Bro 1: Dude, that food at the cafe tasted like poopjizz.

Bro 2: That's nasty, phaggot.
poopjizz by hulk brogan the IV November 18, 2010
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