Poop Bat

A large bat made up of feces of the runny vampire variety, usually reddish brown in color and exist solely within the Pathfinder universe. The first noted example was discovered by a non-binary Dhampir named Sara "Without the H"

"EEK"! "It's a Poop Bat, don't let it touch you or at least keep it off your skin".
-Shrieked a non-binary Dhampir named Sara "Without the H"

by NuffleButter May 28, 2023

bat poop

poop that comes from bats

sometimes called guano

dracula turned into a bat and made smelly bat poop everywhere

by Thomas Sgroi July 18, 2007

Bat poop crazy

Same as Bat shit crazy, used mostly by little kids that aren't allowed to say shit.

Kid1 - chicks dig nose bubbles..
Kid2 - you must be Bat poop crazy!

by blakmist July 31, 2011

poop bath

The bath taken after soiling pants while asleep.

I woke up with poop in my pants so i had to go take a poop bath

by pghpanthers2 April 14, 2007

Poop Bath

A fecal yet hygienic act that involves one turning away from the shower head and pooping towards the drain while taking a shower, typically in a squatting fashion. It is the most economically efficient way to bathe and poop.

Me: What is taking Caleb so long in the bathroom?
Dave: I dunno, I think he's taking a poop bath.

by Buck Nvsty April 28, 2015

poop-on-bathmat

complete dissociation from social norms, can't party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.

desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. poop-on-bathmat

by the hostess needs new bathmat October 16, 2010

poop-on-bathmat

complete dissociation from social norms, can't party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.

desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. poop-on-bathmat

by the hostess needs new bathmat October 16, 2010