Poonslit 

Acting in a manner such as a feral raccoon would when it has a dirty Padussy

If you don’t quit being a poonslit then you may as well live in the forest with the raccoons.

Poonslit by All queef no beef July 5, 2023

Poonslide 

Poonslide = a serious thread on FB when the conversation deteriorates to a sexual free-for-all

We were talking politics in a facebook group, when all the sudden we were all talking sex... it was a total poonslide.

Poonslide by Jypsy Jool August 6, 2011

Poonswitchz 

An establishment or dwelling of a Poon Nazi where their craft is perfected using electric, rubber, and/or plastic apparatus for gratification. Subject is usually lured in with false promises of alcohol and guitar hero.

Poon Nazi: welcome to poonswitchz. You will surrender the poon or it will be taken by force.
Random Poon: hells yes! Take me now.

Poonswitchz by cookies52 March 15, 2009

poonswitch 

jumping from poon to poon, typically, it happens with jews who run out of their hooker money

whoa! whats that jewass lookin jew doing? oh hes just on the poonswitch

poonswitch by bigrigmofo March 12, 2011

Poonsmith 

Someone who is highly adept in acquiring poon, in the way a blacksmith is to metalwork. Can be used as a Noun or verb

Noun: Milo is a poonsmith
Verb: I poonsmithed that bitch into comin back to my place

Poonsmith by DnFx November 14, 2013

poonslide 

The entrance of a woman's vagina when shes wet, in most cases used as an insult.

Roberts a poonslide for stealing my baked potato

Kim lost my motorola razr what a fuckin poonslide!

poonslide by M Style January 2, 2007