Definitions by cookies52
Poon Nazi
1. The keeper of the bearded clam.
2. One who regulates the distribution of poon. Usually hoarding it themself.
3. One who hoards copious amounts of poon.
2. One who regulates the distribution of poon. Usually hoarding it themself.
3. One who hoards copious amounts of poon.
Me: wow look at all that poon over there.
Kelly Thigpen: that's my poon go get your own!
Me: fucking Poon Nazi strikes again.
Kelly Thigpen: that's my poon go get your own!
Me: fucking Poon Nazi strikes again.
Poonswitchz
An establishment or dwelling of a Poon Nazi where their craft is perfected using electric, rubber, and/or plastic apparatus for gratification. Subject is usually lured in with false promises of alcohol and guitar hero.
Poon Nazi: welcome to poonswitchz. You will surrender the poon or it will be taken by force.
Random Poon: hells yes! Take me now.
Random Poon: hells yes! Take me now.
Poonswitchz by cookies52 March 15, 2009