Poonslide

Poonslide = a serious thread on FB when the conversation deteriorates to a sexual free-for-all

We were talking politics in a facebook group, when all the sudden we were all talking sex... it was a total poonslide.

by Jypsy Jool August 6, 2011

poonslide

The entrance of a woman's vagina when shes wet, in most cases used as an insult.

Roberts a poonslide for stealing my baked potato

Kim lost my motorola razr what a fuckin poonslide!

by M Style January 2, 2007

Poolside

To dive into an investment with money you cannot afford to lose without thinking it through.

The market is broken so I will poolside $10,000 on pretty ponies. When lambo?

by VEVEVERSE January 10, 2022

Poolside picnic

When one partner is in the bath and the other procedes to initiate oral sex from the side. Can be both ways round.

She interrupted my bath the other night and she must have been hungry because she wanted a poolside picnic.

by Picnics by the pool March 23, 2017

Poolside Pong

Poolside Pong is a revolutionary twist to the popular game of beer pong. It has taken America's favorite drinking game and made it better than ever. Poolside Pong is the year round inflatable beer pong table that has all the features of traditional beer pong and more! Its unique and portable design allows you to bring beer pong out of homes and dorms and into pools, lakes, beaches and tailgate parties. Poolside Pong is the ultimate year round accessory that no party should be without! Poolside Pong is often referred to in a more generic term water pong.

Poolside Pong is played exactly like regular beer pong but in the water, and although bouncing is more difficult, it's not impossible. Poolside Pong is commonly written about on blogs as a perfect game for pick up and creating a fun social dynamic at the beach, lake, or on spring break, because the familiarity of the game in a new setting creates a buzz that everyone wants to be part of.

Lets go play some poolside pong at the beach.

by 310h! March 11, 2009

Pookslied

To make fun of someone racialy

person 1: You fucking nigger!
person 2: (sad face)
person 3 to person 2: dude, you just got pookslied!

by Chicken :P January 23, 2011

poonacide

Equivalent to cock-blocking yourself.

Poonacide is considered to be any words or actions that that are an immediate turn-off to the female of interest, thereby killing any chances of sexual contact.

Comes from the root words POON and SUICIDE.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally had that chick until I started talking about my ex."

Guy 2: "Yeah you definitely committed poonacide there bro. Might wanna steer clear of that subject next time."

by famousKid February 22, 2009