Poonail 

A toenail with poop in it

Ewww You have a poonail! Clip it!

Poonail by NoIdeaBroo April 24, 2024

Poonable 

Some one who you find attractive/want to fuck (poontang).

"Check out that bird, she looks poonable! If you know what i mean." bruce exclaimed. "I have no idea what you mean, bruce" said Kensington MacBallsack.

Poonable by Mutilatedzombiecarcass July 25, 2009

poo nail

That's when you stick your finger in a girl's butt and when you pull it out poo is trapped around your finger nail.

I had a bad case of poo nail after i stuck my finger in her butt.

poo nail by n2cci May 7, 2009

Latitudinal Poonal Drift 

The phenomena where as latitude moves toward 0 degrees, poon increases exponentially in quantity and most notably, quality. Hot bitches raised in frigid arctic wastelands move toward tropical equatorial regions upon reaching sexual maturity. This leaves a disproportianate ratio of dudes to chicks in arctic environments, resulting in frequent man circuises and sausage fests. This results in an abnormally high number of cases of poonitis {see poonitis}. In regions above the artic circle this effect is so strong that entire villages will exist without a single female. This results in a prison type situation where men begin to pork one another in the ass. The other effect of this phenomena is that regions such as California have a disproportionately high number of hot bitches compared to men.

"Yeah man Lexi left for Miami last week."

"God damn we lost another hot bitch to Latitudinal Poonal Drift."

Latitudinal Poonal Drift by Yoge and Spanky February 27, 2008

poontail 

Is the execive amount of hair in the femenine pubic area,i.e pussy or ass; when it has been pulled and curled out... making it look like a ponytail.

After I ate that bitch last night, she kept playing with herself and ended up with a poontail.

Dude, you need a haircut, you kinda have a poontail growing out.

poontail by Fran-k-bron a.K.a PaKo February 5, 2009

poonair 

Wuss. Wimp. Also known as ellieboy.

Eat the ribs you poonair.

poonair by Thomas the Carborater April 23, 2005

Poomail 

To email, text message or IM whilst taking a dump. A way of both saving time and wasting time while you sit on the throne

Person 1: My laptop smells funky

Person 2: I just saw person 3 take a fat shit with your laptop

Person 1: That fat fuck used my laptop to do his poomail?

Person 3: WTF? You watched me poo?

Poomail by Nutata February 22, 2011