Poonail
Poonail by NoIdeaBroo April 24, 2024
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Poonable
"Check out that bird, she looks poonable! If you know what i mean." bruce exclaimed. "I have no idea what you mean, bruce" said Kensington MacBallsack.
Poonable by Mutilatedzombiecarcass July 25, 2009
Related Words
poo nail • poohnails • Poomail • Poonable • poonai • poonair • poonaplate • poonilicous • poontail • poontillious
Latitudinal Poonal Drift
The phenomena where as latitude moves toward 0 degrees, poon increases exponentially in quantity and most notably, quality. Hot bitches raised in frigid arctic wastelands move toward tropical equatorial regions upon reaching sexual maturity. This leaves a disproportianate ratio of dudes to chicks in arctic environments, resulting in frequent man circuises and sausage fests. This results in an abnormally high number of cases of poonitis {see poonitis}. In regions above the artic circle this effect is so strong that entire villages will exist without a single female. This results in a prison type situation where men begin to pork one another in the ass. The other effect of this phenomena is that regions such as California have a disproportionately high number of hot bitches compared to men.
"Yeah man Lexi left for Miami last week."
"God damn we lost another hot bitch to Latitudinal Poonal Drift."
"God damn we lost another hot bitch to Latitudinal Poonal Drift."
Latitudinal Poonal Drift by Yoge and Spanky February 27, 2008
poontail
Is the execive amount of hair in the femenine pubic area,i.e pussy or ass; when it has been pulled and curled out... making it look like a ponytail.
After I ate that bitch last night, she kept playing with herself and ended up with a poontail.
Dude, you need a haircut, you kinda have a poontail growing out.
Dude, you need a haircut, you kinda have a poontail growing out.
poontail by Fran-k-bron a.K.a PaKo February 5, 2009
poonair
poonair by Thomas the Carborater April 23, 2005
Poomail
To email, text message or IM whilst taking a dump. A way of both saving time and wasting time while you sit on the throne
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