Pooment

to be an almost poo like person who pisses every one of or just a tit

oi that boys a pooment

by errARLO September 2, 2009

Pootential

The amount of poo someone can squeeze out in one stop to the bathroom.

Todd: Hey man, just took a shit
Fred: wow, how'd it go?
Todd: Pretty good, but i don't think i reached my full pootential

by TheBlooperREAL October 25, 2009

pork pogment

when somebody you know is acting gay or very highkey homo and you want to let them know but quietly.

“bro he’s got as fuck.”
“how pork pogment of you”

by porkpogment July 3, 2019

Poovment

The act of movement in your bowels leading to a poo.

Pete felt a rumbling in his tummy, after a few days without a poo. He new a poo was imminent. There for he felt a poovment.

by Sade.xo January 28, 2018

Pootention

The art of holding in one's poop until the last possible moment, often resulting in a sense of satisfaction or relief once finally released. Pootention requires a certain level of discipline and mental fortitude, as well as a willingness to endure physical discomfort.

I held in my poop for hours until I got home, and the pootention was worth it.

by Farmand March 18, 2023

Pootential

A word describing the likelihood that a specific location has a desirable place to poop in or around.

"There's a nice little woodland over there; lots of pootential."

"I always try to pick a spot on the beach with the best pootential."

by SuSpencer March 22, 2017

Pogmentship

Eggplancty

Many kids' social websites are sadly, anti-eggplancy (the opposite of pogmentship).

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 January 22, 2021