Poolimic

When you're barely done with a meal and you have to run to the bathroom and take a shit right away.

"I wonder if John is ok, he barely finished his dinner and he's in the bathroom already."

"Yah, I think he's poolimic"

by Opie213 August 28, 2008

poolitics

When politics stinks like poo because it has the power to make people think and do shitty things on all sides of the poolitical spectrum.

Poolitician: I promise to make this country the greatest toilet manufacturing nation in the world to meet the endless demands of poolitics.

*The oppoosition repsonds by flinging their poo*

by Chumptownpresident March 4, 2017

poolimia

When you have to take a shit immediately after eating.

Bob has been diagnosed with poolimia.

by BD September 13, 2004