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Someone sticks at least a foot of a pool stick up a chicks ass with no lube.
Her ass was pooled so hard it is wide now, that was two years ago.
Pooled by tylerhawkings the fouth December 16, 2011
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When a girl is texting you, but all she wants to do is play 8 ball.
Nate: “Bro this girl keeps leading me on....”
Cam: “Just don’t get pooled man”
Pooled by MalachiTheDon February 26, 2019

Kitty Pooled 

When you turn her kitty into a pool (aka crazy creampie cumshot).
Guy1: yooo do you know beth gaul?

Guy2: yeah, why?

Guy1: I had her over last night, we went 7 rounds and I kitty pooled her everytime!
Guy2: Ew what, doesn’t she have chlamydia, go get tested bro.
Guy1: FUCK!!!
Kitty Pooled by anonymous1314799 February 7, 2024

Kitty Pooled 

When you turn that kitty into a pool (aka crazy creample cumshot in her pussy)

kitty=vagina

kitty pool can be licked out of the kitty by both parties.
Guy1: yooo do you know beth?

Guy2: yeah, why?

Guy1: I had her over last night, we went 7 rounds and I kitty pooled her everytime!
Guy2: Ew what, doesn’t she have chlamydia, go get tested bro.
Guy1: FUCK!!!

you've pooled 

of a lady with a wide on / dripping like a fucked fridge...
After chatting a lass up with follow up tops and fingers "get your coat love, you've pooled"
you've pooled by The Rural Dean August 23, 2017

Jordan Poole Effect 

Going off in basketball when their are some baddies watching
Mike: Yo dude you played crazy all those girls were watching

Joe: Yeah must’ve been the jordan poole effect
Jordan Poole Effect by mommkller December 17, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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