poonnami 

A rare phenomenon characterized by “waves of wet women” amassing in the same place and the same time, with the explicit intent of human copulation. While some instances have been reported, very little evidence has ever been provided.

Guy1: Damn, dog! You should have gone to the club with me, last night! Shit got CRA-ZY!! It was a serious POONNAMI!!
Guy2: Aaah, you’re full of shit...

poonnami by AnonymousBloke December 5, 2017

poonami

poo-nah-mee NOUN

1. an unusually large wave or splash produced in a toilet bowl by a large or well-placed excrement (poo).

2. an exceptionally large, oderiferous or much-anticipated bowel movement.

Origin:
2011-2012; < Brinston, Ontario, Canada. Based on Japanese word "tsunami", equivalent to tsu harbor (earlier tu ) + nami wave < poo (poo) + nami (wave).

1. (splash) "Whoa... poonami!"

2. "Poonami alert - do NOT go in there!"

poonami by canoebrain November 9, 2012

Poolnami 

A wave that splashes out your pool during an earthquake.

Dude, I rode the poolnami during the earthquake. Why is Dale in the pool with his board ? He's waiting for a poolnami. Holy Poolnami !

Poolnami by LadenIce April 5, 2010

Poonami-Tsunami 

A phrase coined in the year 2013 referring to when you get a girl super wet. Therefore, Poonami-Tsunami.

Dylan ate that heavy honey out so well that he gave her a poonami-tsunami.

It was a poonami-tsunami down there.

Poonami-Tsunami by gingginggingging September 7, 2013

poonami

(noun, verb)Accidental, explosive diarrhea; usually associated with children, traveling, or food poisoning.

"Dude, while I was baby-sitting your kid, he had a poonami in his pajamas. I had to stick him, fully clothed, in the shower."

poonami by Edward Cafeto April 26, 2006

poonami

The wave of shit that will end up all over the male crotchal area when pulling out too quickly after anal sex.

Little Jimmy finished the deed, and begin to pull out. Unfortunately he had forgotten what Barry had said about pulling out after Anal sex (pulling out way faster than he should have) and so his genitalia were obliterated by the ensuing poonami.

poonami by youwantsome? September 9, 2014

poonami

When you do a right plopper and it splashes up and obliterate the bog roll.

My poonami done fucked ma charmin.

poonami by rightlovepubes August 25, 2014